My name is Lene, I'm 19 and i don't have anything interesting to write here.





My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

Let us dream that Justin has a big dick


okay but imagine you’ve always been a huge justin bieber fan and u finally have a change to meet ur idol so u buy a meet&greet package for 400 fucking dollars but it doesnt matter bc u love him so much… then the concert day comes, u have so much fun and finally when its time to meet him u awkwardly go to him and tell him how much you love him and how much he means to you then he hugs u and whispers into your ear “i wanna get to know u better my security will tell u where to wait” you almost pee ur pants and u go to the security guard and he walks u to a big locked room. then 20 minutes later justin comes in and starts aggressively kissing your neck. u think “hyfr 400 dollas finally worth it.” u kiss him back and he pushes you into a wall you start unbuttoning his pants while he does the same to you. he starts to play with your breasts and you moan into his ear “justin pls i want you”  he says “okay sweetheart” and starts kissing you passionately. he keeps teasing you but you cant wait to feel him inside. then you start begging “justin pls i cant take it anymore pls pUT IT IN..” and he looks at you and says “wtf bitch ive been thrustin for 15 minutes straight the fuck is wrong with u” he pulls out and walks away.. you sit there speechless he’s been thrusting all along but you couldnt even feel his dick wHO GONN HELP U WHEN THIS HAPPENS??? NOT ME!!!!!! IM SAVIN U THE TROUBLE

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"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."

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I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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5 Seconds of Summer for Teen Vogue 


my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life